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[stitchedupbodyguard]

"This is Veronica Madaraki. I can't answer the phone right now, but leave a message, I guess."

[Quiet, right before the recording stops] "What's the point of this..."

Comments

text; 8/14

[suncrushed]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[What

what...wha....w...

??!!]

uh... what is this

[suncrushed]

I have no idea, admittedly, but...you should pass it on, I think.

[ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT, RONI.]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[BUT SHE DOESNT WANT TO BE A COOL KID.

....Okay, maybe she wants to be a cool kid a little.]

that's a weird sort of threat it has. "Getting chased by 50 Beedril and sprayed by a skuntank"

what if it's wrong to send it?

[suncrushed]

I don't think being chased by Beedrill or sprayed by a Skuntank would be very pleasant, though.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Yeah...

But, I don't think that'll happen. It's just a stupid prank.

[suncrushed]

[STOP BEING A SPOILSPORT, RONI.]

Oh, is that so? I had no idea...

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[SHE CANT THAT'S PART OF HER JOB]

Well, that's what I think. I don't know.

Maybe you will get lucky, and get your kiss and stuff.

[suncrushed]

Oh my, it's not so much I want the kiss!

[Apollo...kissing her... No, she can't think about that. MOVING ON--]

I just wonder what that rare Pokémon will be, is all.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

All you want is the rare Pokémon?

I don't know what it could be, but it'll probably be powerful.

[suncrushed]

It's not necessarily a want rather than I think it would be interesting.

[She's a breeder; she has a reason to catch them all.]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[More of a reason than normal trainers have.

Hmm.]

Well, uh, maybe you'll find a rare Pokémon someday then.

[suncrushed]

Heehee, thank you.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Sure.

[Juniper, you're already affecting Veronica with your friendship abilities. Stop it.]

[suncrushed]

[Never.]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Don't torture her like this.

no keep doing it]