IC Contact

[stitchedupbodyguard]

"This is Veronica Madaraki. I can't answer the phone right now, but leave a message, I guess."

[Quiet, right before the recording stops] "What's the point of this..."

Comments

text; 8/14

[suncrushed]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[What

what...wha....w...

??!!]

uh... what is this

[suncrushed]

I have no idea, admittedly, but...you should pass it on, I think.

[ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT, RONI.]

8/14 Not Anonymous At All Text

[ajustcaws]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Wha.... Another one?

Is this some sort of practical joke?]

couldn't you... send this to someone else?

[ajustcaws]

i did, though!! you're new, so i figure you could use a little extra good luck if you send it on!!

8/19

[suncrushed]

[And just as promised, there's an Eevee egg in Veronica's PC Box...alongside a Growlithe egg. She knows, she knows; you didn't want them both, Veronica, but she can't help it.]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Oh, here it comes, Veronica never cared for an egg before, but it couldn't be too hard, right?

....Huh?]

I think there was a mistake. You gave me two eggs instead of one.

[suncrushed]

[If this were video, Juniper would be wearing a very knowing smile right now.]

It wasn't a mistake.

[fortunatetoaster]

[ special delivery! there's a mareep egg with your name on it -- or well, the attached card, anyway.

it's a cute little festive scene of some Pokemon building a snowman together. There's a handwritten message inside too; ]

Merry Christmas!

It's not really the same as back home so I guess there's nothing wrong with sending gifts to whoever you want. Sorry if the babies end up being all spark-happy like Kirarin.

- Labrys

PIDGEY POST // DELIVERED 2/14

[fatalissimo]

[Well, it seems today you're going to be receiving something by mail, Veronica - namely, a pink box containing...well, this.

There's a note attached to it, too.]

Thanks for being a pretty awesome gentleman at New Year's.

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Veronica didn't expect to get mail today.

And she sure as hell didn't expect this.

....This. This is. A thing. That she now has. Yup.]

Thanks for saying yes to the dancing.

[This is how she thanks someone, right? God what is she even doing.]

Valentine's Pidgey Post

[awesmazings]

[Veronica will be receiving a nicely wrapped bag of chocolates today! Hers are all in the shape of little Murkrow. Along with the box there is a note:]

Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you have a super, wonderful, awesmazing day!

~Jimmy

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Wow she has SO MUCH COCHOLATE NOW time to eat it all and get sick

no but this makes her really happy. wow.]

14/2, pidgey delivery

[walkersystem]

_{[It's a small package with two big chocolate chip muffins, and a few other chocolate pieces. And a handwritten note of course.]}

I hope you have a good Valentine's Day Veronica!
from Molly

[Voice] 3/24

[killer_sweets]

Veronica, when you get the chance call me back.

[Voice] 3/24

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[...Huh? A call from the head honcho?

An hour or so later...]

Uhh... hello? You wanted to talk to me?

[Voice]

[killer_sweets]

Yep, it's about Honeyed Soul. The amount of people that apply was a lot more then I thought we'd get.

I wanted to give rest of you what's going down now. Oh and to be prepared for a influx of deliveries.

3/24 text; 4 AM

[unkinder]

[About an hour after bothering the first trainer he could, Neba began picking through Nagi's Gear to find someone else to talk to. Nanami was someone he liked, right? The girl with the pink hair...

So he goes for the number in the hopes he's got it right. Which he doesn't.]

my trainers second girlfriend went home
he wont listen to me or do anything what do i do

3/24 text; 4 AM

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Unlike people who could be considered normal, Veronica could be awake at four in the morning due to her freak Frankenstein powers.

which she didn't have in this world. At all. She was so damn tired and AUUUUUGH why is her gear on now?!

Groaning and letting out a non-child friendly expletive, she grabbed half-blindly for her gear and brought up the text.

...oh for pete's sake.]

Uhh
it's 4 in the morning
why is he so sad about his... second girlfirend?

text;

[unkinder]

she left
i just said that
what do i do

3/24 text

[me_first]

we're going to need to fight another gym soon because healing up our pokemon with items is getting expensive! maybe we should consider moving on to a different town after we gather money for supplies.

3/24 text

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[.....Again with the texting and the wrong numbers.

At least this one wasn't at four in the morning.]

This isn't the same guy with the girlfriend problem, is it?

that would be ridiculous, right?

From Honeyed Soul | Text

[killer_sweets]

[Sometime in the evening this message is sent]

text

[stitchedupbodyguard]

SECOND PLACE?

Huh. Wow.