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[stitchedupbodyguard]

"This is Veronica Madaraki. I can't answer the phone right now, but leave a message, I guess."

[Quiet, right before the recording stops] "What's the point of this..."

Comments

8/14 Not Anonymous At All Text

[ajustcaws]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[stitchedupbodyguard]

[Wha.... Another one?

Is this some sort of practical joke?]

couldn't you... send this to someone else?

[ajustcaws]

i did, though!! you're new, so i figure you could use a little extra good luck if you send it on!!

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Thanks.

[Yaaaay, she was already gaining friends, sort of! Look at how lucky she is!]

I don't think I need this kind of luck though.

[ajustcaws]

yeah, i get you!! you're a strong independent woman who don't need no man!!

RARE POKEMON, though. think about it!!

[stitchedupbodyguard]

.......]

No, that's not what I meant by that

I mean, rare Pokémon do sound good, but what if the whole thing is just a prank?

[ajustcaws]

oh!!

well, that'd be a bummer, i guess. but it isn't really a mean prank, so i wouldn't be too mad about it.